There is a man divorced his wife .. not a birth defect where, but it is believed to be a bad omen it ... In court ... to stop the pair before the judge tells the grumbling and explains the reasons and motives of divorce did not even let something he did not say ;;;
While the wife stood silent and did not say a word ... the husband said .. imagine, Mr. Judge .. the first day I saw him was on a visit to the house of the neighbors I stopped my car at the back door and went to Otlss from afar, and is only seconds until I heard the voice of a great collision rushed I find the cart garbage collection has smashed my car. On the day that my family went to her .. and my mother died on the way and turning .. journey from the home of the bride to the cemetery of the family .. In the period of engagement every time you take them to the market pick me radar. In the event that softened Speed received a traffic violation because parking in prohibited places !! Is this normal rule of the judge ..?!
The wedding day a huge fire broke out in a neighbor's house, running for the equivalent of fire to our house and devoured a large part of the kitchen. The next day, my parents came to visit us and broke his leg, after he rolled over peace and entered the hospital and they told us that there have diabetes in spite of enjoying good health, and we have taken for treatment abroad No longer day for the country ... until now. Whenever my brother and his wife came to visit us, bear a sudden disagreement between them, they caught quarrels and swore them to return to her family's house. All of the family whisper to me that my wife is the cause of the calamities that fall on us, but I did not believe they are wonderful wife and has all the qualities that he wishes every young .. But, Mr. Judge .. I began to notice that my financial situation continues to deteriorate and that my salary is barely enough month expenses and only yesterday, I lost my job .. so I decided to stay, but this wife .. belongs to me!
Judge ordered to respond to his wife married to him and convinced him that all these incidents naturally nothing to do with it, and that the pessimism of them motivated by the constant innuendo. But before the man left the room with his wife, the judge delivered a message to end its services .. the judge returned and called on the pair and said to him .. .. .. I'll tell you, my son, divorced her divorced .. .. divorced quickly.
